A man is driving around with penguins in the back seat of his car. A cop sees this and pulls him over. The cop asks, “Are these penguins registered pets? Do you have a license for them?” The man replies no, he has never heard of that. “Well then take them to the zoo right now! You can't have wild animals in your car!” The next day the cop sees the same man driving around with the penguins again. He pulls the man over. “I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The man replies, “Yes, and I did take them to the zoo yesterday. Today I thought I would take them to Pantages and tomorrow maybe The Parkway.”
Well, now approved by the marketing department, and The Strange Brew Festival. The Blitzen's Busted Nut was great, but the Apple Ale was even better. Wish they had brought a lot more though. They ran out on the first day, and only had the Gold and the Red left for Sunday. Bummer.
It has been over 2 months since I wrote that stupid joke. Don't make me do it again.
First I eagerly awaited your posts. Then I wrote a stupid joke. Then I wept. Then I slept. Then I wept more. Now I just bob my head up and down like Dustin Hoffman in the "Rainman".
Don't you care about your loyal reader(s) anymore?
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is that the website?
Is it still "homebrew" if you're licensed to sell commercially?
A man is driving around with penguins in the back seat of his car. A cop sees this and pulls him over. The cop asks, “Are these penguins registered pets? Do you have a license for them?” The man replies no, he has never heard of that.
“Well then take them to the zoo right now! You can't have wild animals in your car!”
The next day the cop sees the same man driving around with the penguins again. He pulls the man over.
“I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!”
The man replies, “Yes, and I did take them to the zoo yesterday. Today I thought I would take them to Pantages and tomorrow maybe The Parkway.”
that is a TERRIBLE web page and logo...
oh, and "Homebrew"? sheesh. Homebrew is free. (However, I've been known to charge a bottle deposit to certain people.)
Well, now approved by the marketing department, and The Strange Brew Festival. The Blitzen's Busted Nut was great, but the Apple Ale was even better. Wish they had brought a lot more though. They ran out on the first day, and only had the Gold and the Red left for Sunday. Bummer.
Mr. O' Gara,
It has been over 2 months since I wrote that stupid joke. Don't make me do it again.
First I eagerly awaited your posts. Then I wrote a stupid joke. Then I wept. Then I slept. Then I wept more. Now I just bob my head up and down like Dustin Hoffman in the "Rainman".
Don't you care about your loyal reader(s) anymore?
Mr. Murphy... Funny joke. I shared your joke this morning and everyone thought it was a good one. Cheers!
This is one of the lamest beer blogs I've ever fucking read. I'm sorry I wasted the strength in my finger clicking the link.
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